"康"港仔在美國

康少奶與Darren仔的對話(2)

Posted by 康港仔在美國 Tuesday, May 20, 2008 at 10:56 PM

場景: 骯髒的地毯,康少奶準備吸塵。Dirty Area rug, Mama Hong standing with a vacuum cleaner

Darren: 這是什麼? What's that?
康少奶:吸塵機。Vacuum Cleaner

Darren: Okay

康少奶把地毯吸了。 (Mama Hong vacuumed the area rug)

Darren:兄弟,做得好! (Good job! Buddy!)

Fill in the blanks: Mama become Pee Pee (填充:媽媽變尿尿)

Posted by 康港仔在美國 at 10:09 PM

One of Darren's favorite game is "fill in the blanks", we will read his favorite books, left out the last word of each sentence and he will fill it in. For example:
Darren 其中一個最喜愛的遊戲是 "填充", 我們會讀他喜愛的書,但在每一句的最後一個字都省了,讓他來填補。舉例:
Mama sing: Sing-a-song of sixpence, A pocket full of.
Darren:RYE
Mama sing: Four-and-twenty blackbirds baked in a
Darren: PIE
Mama sing: When the pie was opened, The birds began to
Darren: SING
Mama sing: Was not that a dainty dish to set before the
Darren: KING
Mama sing: The king was in the counting-house, counting out his
Darren: MONEY
Mama sing: The queen was in the parlor eating bread and
Darren: HONEY
Mama sing: The maid was inthe garden hangin out the clothes; Down cam a blackbird and pecked off her
Darren: NOSE

So that is all fun.... here is even better story today...
這個已經很有趣,但今天卻更加的笑
I was reading the FIVE LITTLE MONKEYS bake a birthday cake book

...
Papa Hong: Five little monkeys tiptoe past Mama sleeping. "Let's bake a birthday cake!""Sh-h-h! Don't wake up ()!五隻小猴小心走個睡了的媽媽,去做一個蛋糕吧!俏聲,不要吵醒( __)!
Darren: MAMA媽媽,
Papa Hong: "Sift everything together. But don't sneeze! You'll wake up...把材料篩在一起。不要打噴嚏, 會吵醒( ___)!
Darren: PEE PEE 尿尿
Papa Hong: Ah Choo! "Sh-h-h! Don't wake up (__)!"哈啾,不要吵醒( ___)!
Darren: PEE PEE 尿尿
Papa Hong: Why are you keep saying pee pee, it should be Mama....為什麼你不段說尿尿呀,是媽媽才對呀……

At this time, Mama Hong quickly grab Darren and hurry to the powder room.. "You want to Pee-Pee? " She pull his pants and diaper off, and there he go, pee right on target :)
這時媽媽一手把Darren抱過來:「你要尿尿嗎?」快速的媽媽把D arren推進客廁,把褲了和尿片脫掉,不用三秒,Darren就成功尿尿,擊中目標了!

He was saying pee-pee because he need to go pee-pee